Biden blames white supremacy for black man mowing down Waukesha whites

WAUKESHA, WI—President* Joe Biden has blamed white supremacy for an incident in which a black man mowed down dozens of whites in a Christmas parade in his SUV, killing five.

“This is clearly a case of white supremacy. Those white people shouldn’t have been in the way of that car plowing them down. That is a sign of privilege if you think you can just be in a parade when a black man is trying to drive through it,” Biden said.

If anyone has any doubts about the claim, just look at the perpetrator’s record. He was a multiple counts sex offender, so clearly, white supremacy is to blame:

He was also out on $1,000 bail earlier in the week. More proof of white supremacy.


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