Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed world-renowned actor Jussie Smollett who was recently convicted of staging a hate crime against himself to the newly revamped US Ministry of Truth.

“We believe in the truth and no one exemplifies the truth than this fine actor who told everyone that he was a victim of a ridiculous hate crime that didn’t exist,” Biden said at a press conference about the appointment

The Biden Ministry of Truth has had a maligned history with the most recent Director of Truth Nina Jankowicz being fired for accidentally telling too much truth.

“We have full confidence in Jussie to do the right thing with regard to the truth. And you know what that is,” Biden said squinting at Smollett.

Smollett, who claims to be the “gay Tupac”, claimed that he was killed by white supremacists while serving his prison sentence for lying about his hate crime.


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