After a Zoom interview gone bad, former Bill Clinton has decided to release dirt on his wife Hillary so she will just get it over with and kill him already.

Despite a nice tan, Bill clearly looks like he’s miserable as he’s forced to sit and listen to Hillary complain about losing the 2016 election for the 1,582,882nd time.

Shortly after this clip, Bill sent all of Hillary’s emails connecting her to the Jeffrey Epstein global pedophile ring to the Department of Justice.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Hillary screamed.

“I’m done. Just kill me already,” Bill said and stared into the camera despondently.

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