WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I.
“There’s no better time to come out as trans than during Pride Month,” Biden told a crowd of groomers. “And I expect everyone to respect my pronouns – Where/Am/I – because I really have no idea where I am right now.”
Biden’s handlers told the media that as a joke, they’ll probably change his pronouns to Let’s/Go/Brandon just to see if he notices anything.