BREAKING: Biden makes April Fool’s Day an official US holiday, extends it to end of the year

WASHINGTON, DC—Despite efforts to cancel April Fool’s Day because reality is so ridiculous, President* Joe Biden has made it a national holiday and extended it through the end of the year.

“We are officially making April Fool’s Day a national holiday and extending it to the end of the year,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “That way, you won’t be able to tell if what we are saying is real or a joke.”

Critics have said that they have never been able to tell whether what the administration has done is a joke or not, so they’re not changing anything by making April Fool’s Day an official holiday.

“It’s very difficult to tell if these yahoos are serious or just playing pranks on the American people. That’s nothing new,” GT Political Correspondent Sam Eagle said.

Congress has received the news enthusiastically.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) defended the holiday. “We need to celebrate the fools of the world and not let their legacy go unnoticed!”

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