Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months
The decision is in! Finally.
After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his new receiver of creepy hair sniffs aka VP. Kamala Harris will take front and center stage while Creepy Joe sneaks up from behind, plants his mitts in inappropriate places, and sniffs her from head to toe.
“She has the best scent,” Biden admitted during a press conference announcing the decision. “I’m very happy with the decision.”
When Joe Biden promised a female VP pick—that seemed obvious—I mean he doesn’t have a record of molesting men. I’ve never seen photos of inappropriate closeness between him and former President Barack Obama.
So go figure.
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