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Local man claims he knows who Trump’s vice president was

Gumpers January 5, 2022 0

CHEESECURD, WI—Some people say it was a guy named Cheney... others swear Trump never had one, however longtime Madison, Wisconsin...

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BREAKING: Pence’s excellent debate responses fed by covert drone fly

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SALT LAKE CITY--Vice President Mike Pence's excellent debate responses were fed to him by a covert drone fly that was...

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Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months

Earnest O'Connor August 11, 2020 0

The decision is in! Finally. After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his...

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