WASHINGTON, DC—In a show of foreign policy muscle, President Joe Biden threatened to stop the progressing Iranian nuclear weapon program by unilaterally shipping $180 billion in cash to the world’s top terror sponsor.

In 2016, President Barack Obama sent $1.7 billion to Iran to stop its nuclear weapon program back then and it worked so well, Obama has decided to up the ante through his surrogate Biden.

“We will not be bullied and pushed around by crazy dictators and sponsors of terror,” Biden said through a translator. “And to prove it, we’re going to give them $180 billion in COVID relief money.”

A Treasury spokeswoman says the cash payments were necessary because of the “effectiveness of U.S. and international sanctions,” which isolated Iran from the international finance system.

The Biden administration was shocked that the $1.7 billion didn’t work to stop their program and is certain a 10-fold increase in money will do the trick.

“This kind of terror cannot stand!” Biden added. “This administration will give you as much of our taxpayer money as it takes for you to stop it.”

Biden also indicated a shift in foreign policy.

“The Trump administration liked to work toward peace with peace deals between countries. We aren’t going to settle for that. We’re going to give a ton of money to state sponsors of terror,” Biden said.

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