DETROIT—The corrupt Federal Bureau of Investigation will investigate the corrupt Michigan election in order to assure all Americans that the corrupt Joe Biden won the election.

Hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots were added to the official count in Michigan under the supervision of the corrupt Michigan Bureau of Elections, giving the state’s electoral votes to the corrupt Joe Biden.

In a related case, a United States Postal Service whistleblower has come forward stating that his supervisor instructed him to backdate ballots so they could be validated for the election.

An FBI spokesperson has assured voters that they are investigating this and will take every measure necessary to silence and punish the whistleblower so that the corruption isn’t uncovered.

Several dozen people feel great about this arrangement and have their faith restored in the process because of this.

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