Man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for Taliban gives lecture on gun control
WASHINGTON, DC—The man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for the Taliban and is sending millions of dollars in weapons to...
Joe Biden
BREAKING: Biden offers free healthcare and $6k a month to aliens invading New Jersey in drones
Biden offers free healthcare and $6000 a month to all the aliens invading new Jersey in drones TRENTON, NJ—President* Joe...
BREAKING: Biden posthumously awards Jordan Neely Presidential Medal of Freedom as first human to moonwalk on Mars
WASHINGTON, DC—In a ceremony that could only be described as out-of-this-world, President Joe Biden has posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal...
Hunter Biden changes name to ‘Nobody’ so Democrats aren’t lying when they say ‘Nobody is above the law!’
Hunter Biden has legally changed his name to "Nobody" in order to be consistent with all the prominent Democrats who...
AOC: If Biden gives blanket pardon to all criminals like he did Hunter there would be a dramatic drop in crime in this country
In a society where mass incarceration has disproportionately impacted communities of color and the poor, it is time for us...
BREAKING: Hundreds of J6 defendants change their name to Hunter Biden to get in on Joe Biden’s blanket pardon of his son
Hundreds of January 6th (J6) defendants have changed their names to Hunter Biden in a desperate attempt to secure Joe...
Biden says African Americans should be able to shop on more than just ‘Black Friday’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden is appalled that stores still have "Black Friday," nearly 60 years after the Civil Rights movement....
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony
Washington, D.C. – The annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon at the White House took an unexpected turn today when President Joe...
White House: Nuclear Armageddon was always a key part of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ agenda
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said today that nuclear Armageddon has always been a key part of President*...
BREAKING: Biden annexes Ukraine as 51st state of the Union in order to expedite WWIII
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has unilaterally annexed Ukraine and made it the 51st state of the...
