BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit
WASHINGTON, DC—A parade of individuals, who swear on their mother's honor they've committed no crimes, are now clamoring for presidential...
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In lieu of aid, Kamala enrolls California fire victims in Jelly of the Month Club
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what can only be described as a masterstroke of administrative innovation, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name
LOS ANGELES—In a heartfelt gesture of international solidarity, President* Joe Biden assured the victims of California’s devastating wildfires that while...
BREAKING: After seeing Palisades Fire destruction in California, Biden sends another $100 billion to Ukraine
Washington, D.C. - After seeing the utter devastation caused by the Palisades Fire in California, President* Biden has agreed to...
BREAKING: Biden bans anyone from making America great again after he leaves office
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order that effectively...
BREAKING: Biden bans all trucks after 2 commit terrorist attacks New Years Eve
Washington, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has announced plans to ban trucks across the United States...
Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA
WASHINGTON, DC—In a heartwarming trip down memory lane, President* Joe Biden regaled the audience at the White House Kwanzaa celebration...
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war
In an ironic twist of political discourse, President Joe Biden's assertion that "climate change is the single greatest threat to...
Man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for Taliban gives lecture on gun control
WASHINGTON, DC—The man who accidentally left 300,000 guns for the Taliban and is sending millions of dollars in weapons to...
BREAKING: Biden offers free healthcare and $6k a month to aliens invading New Jersey in drones
Biden offers free healthcare and $6000 a month to all the aliens invading new Jersey in drones TRENTON, NJ—President* Joe...
