AUSTIN—The hits keep coming for Alex Jones, who recently received a guilty verdict in a defamation suit by the Sandy Hook PTA.

Now the notorious Dr. Evil has claimed defamation and has demanded $1 trillion from Jones.

Doctor Evil has been on a sabbatical for two years and Bill Gates has taken over his role as global supervillain.

“Alex Jones called me Mister Evil.” Dr. Evil said in a press conference announcing the lawsuit. “Excuse me. It’s Doctor Evil. And I’m seeking damages of $1 trillion dollars.”

The defamation suit begins in November.

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