BREAKING: GOP sneak in massive amounts of illegal Trump ballots at 4am in key swing states
US—Massive amounts of previously uncounted Trump ballots have been discovered in key swing states such as Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Georgia. These ballots were unsigned absentee ballots stored in a random warehouse and added to the vote totals at approximately 4 am this morning, giving the edge to President Donald Trump in each state while poll watchers slept or were physically prevented from watching the counting.
Just kidding. That was the Democrats.