BREAKING: Heavily armed Russians arrest peaceful Ukrainian protesters at gun point


KYIV—Video and photographic evidence have shown Russians beating and trampling peaceful Ukrainian protesters at gun point. Sources also say that Russians have arrested Ukrainians and frozen their bank accounts just for protesting their invasion.

Horrifying footage of Russians trampling the poor Ukrainians:

UPDATE: Evidently these were just Canadians tyrannizing their own citizens a few days ago. Nothing to see here.


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