BREAKING: Inflation is so bad that Leonardo DiCaprio is considering dating 27-year-olds

US—Inflation in the United States is so bad that actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who recently split from his 25-year-old girlfriend Camila Morrone, is reportedly considering dating ancient 27-year-old Gigi Hadid next.

“Before inflation, 27 was out of the acceptable range for Leo. But he’s going to have to bite the bullet with inflation running high right now so at 27, Hadid isn’t looking so bad,” a source confirmed to Genesius Times on Friday. 

The pair were seen gallivanting around New York City, as an insider told the media outlet that DiCaprio, 47, and Hadid, 27, are not “dating” yet.

“Leo is definitely pursuing Gigi,” another insider confirmed.

“Inflation is just astounding. DiCaprio has never dated anyone this old in relation to his age,” she said.

DiCaprio does not see it as “settling.”

“Leo thinks Gigi looks like 20-years-old, so it’s cool,” the source said.


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