BREAKING: Joe Biden re-enters presidential race after seeing Kamala Harris lose election

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US—Joe Biden has announced that he will re-enter the presidential race after witnessing Kamala Harris’s defeat in the 2024 election. The news has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many questioning Biden’s decision to rejoin the race.

According to sources close to Biden, the former vice president was watching the election results unfold from his home in Delaware when he saw Harris lose to her Republican opponent. Upon seeing the result, Biden reportedly exclaimed, “I can’t let this happen again!” and immediately began making plans to re-enter the race.

“I’ve seen what happens when a Democratic candidate loses an election,” said Biden in a statement released to the press. “And I refuse to let it happen again. That’s why I’m re-entering the presidential race and fighting for the Democratic nomination.”

The announcement has sent shockwaves through the Democratic Party, with many questioning Biden’s decision to re-enter the race so late in the game. Some have even gone as far as to question his mental capacity and his ability to mount a successful campaign.

However, Biden has remained steadfast in his decision, arguing that his experience and track record make him the best candidate to take on the Republican challenge in 2024. “I’ve been in this game for a long time,” said Biden. “And I know what it takes to win an election. I’m ready to fight for the Democratic nomination and take on whoever the Republicans put forward.”

As the controversy continues to swirl, one thing is certain: the 2024 election will never be the same. With Joe Biden re-entering the race after seeing Kamala Harris lose, the Democratic primary has just gotten a whole lot more interesting.

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