OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau made a guest appearance at a local Drag Queen contest. He walked on the stage for, all glitz and glamor, causing many people to inquire if he was trying to win the contest.

Trudeau explained that It was not necessary for him to dress as a woman, because he is already more woman than any woman can be.

Justin Trudeau took the opportunity to show everyone how pretty he is. You see, I didn’t even have to change my outfit, he said, look how pretty I am!  

All the drag queen contestants were fawning over Justin Trudeau.

“He is so pretty, I’ll definitely vote for him!”

Justin Trudeau then stated, “Because I am so pretty,  all Canadians must obey me!  You must wear a mask, stay home, get vaccinated, and we tolerate everyone!”

“Oh my he is so pretty!” Everyone shouted.

Justin Trudeau walked away as the drag queens said, “Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave!”

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