BREAKING: Kamala Harris arrests Brittney Griner for marijuana possession after arriving in US

US—WNBA superstar Brittney Griner was excited to get back to protesting America after America freed her from a Russian prison but Vice President* Kamala Harris wasn’t done with her.

Harris immediately had Griner arrested after she arrived back on US soil for marijuana possession.

Harris oversaw more than 1,900 marijuana convictions in San Francisco, a higher rate than under her predecessor, so she clearly knows a thing or two about imprisoning stoners.

Just yesterday President* Biden confirmed Brittney Griner’s safe release on Twitter. “Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner,” he wrote. “I’m happy to say that we will maintain the same amount of hatred toward America in this deal.”

But shortly after that tweet, Harris Tweeted, “Annnnd she’s back in jail again” with a video of her famous cackle.

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