BREAKING: Lightfoot launches new ‘drive-by abortions’ program in Chicago

GENESIUS TIMES

CHICAGO—Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot led a crowd Saturday in a hate-filled chant against Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

Speaking at a Pride Parade, Lightfoot took the stage to lament the Supreme Court’s recent decision that overturned Roe v. Wade.

Lightfoot then announced a new program to help facilitate killing babies in the wake of Roe versus Wade being overturned: drive-by abortions.

“We’ve always been way ahead of the curve and innovative in Chicago when it comes to killing people,” Lightfoot said. “With the new drive-by abortions, we will once again be leading the way.”

“Justice Thomas thinks that we are going to stand idly by while they take our rights—our right to kill children!” Lightfoot screamed. “Not in my city!”

Lightfoot said that Chicago will resume drive-by shootings for abortions after being canceled last week due to high gas prices.

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