BREAKING: Chicago polls turning away voters for not being dead
CHICAGO—Despite repeated efforts to inform the public that living people can vote in Chicago just
CHICAGO—Despite repeated efforts to inform the public that living people can vote in Chicago just
CHICAGO–Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today
NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn’t stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot minced no words as she took full responsibility for blaming other people
The effort to stop yet another disease from our friends at The People’s Republic of
President Donald Trump, having not found even 5 righteous people in the city of Chicago,
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to
Another 125 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend with 18 more dying. Mayor
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if