MASSACHUSETTS—Obama’s world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that he will release the damning information tomorrow.

The Clintons’ activities tied to corruption and child trafficking have long been raising justified concerns. Finally, someone has stepped up to present the case against them.

UPDATE: Tafari Campbell has committed suicide while paddle boarding on Martha’s Vineyard

It appears that the information relevant to the Clinton Foundation is no longer available.

This story is developing. Check back soon for updates.

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