BREAKING: Peanut the squirrel teams up with Harambe to posthumously endorse Donald Trump

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NEW YORK—The spirit of Peanut the Squirrel has teamed up with Harambe the gorilla to posthumously endorse former President Donald Trump for his second term in office. The duo, who met in Central Park back in 2018 before their untimely demises, appeared on a viral video to express their support for the controversial candidate. 

The video, which has been viewed millions of times, shows Peanut and Harambe sitting side by side in a field of flowers, with the Cincinnati Zoo visible in the background. “We may be from different parts of the forest, but we know a good leader when we see one,” said Peanut, speaking on behalf of both animals. “And Donald Trump is the best choice for America.” 

The endorsement comes as a surprise to many, as both Harambe and Peanut were known for their progressive views on conservation and animal rights. However, the duo claims that they were swayed by Trump’s “pro-animal” policies, which include plans to build a wall around the Cincinnati Zoo to protect it from invasive species. 

In response to the endorsement, Trump tweeted: “I am honored to receive the support of Harambe and Peanut. Together, we will make America great again for all creatures, big and small!” 

Critics have raised concerns about the potential influence of animal endorsements in the upcoming election, but Trump’s campaign has defended its decision to accept the support of two beloved zoo residents. “If Harambe and Peanut believe in Donald Trump, then who are we to argue?” said one spokesperson. 

As the controversy continues to swirl, one thing is certain: the 2024 election will never be the same. With the spirit of Harambe and Peanut backing Donald Trump, the race for the White House has taken an unexpected turn that no one saw coming. However, little do many know that Peanut’s tragic past played a role in his decision to support Trump. 

Peanut the Squirrel was once a beloved pet in New York City before being killed by Democratic lawmakers in a cruel and senseless act. The incident, which shocked the nation, left Peanut’s friends and family devastated and searching for answers. 

In a statement released by the Cincinnati Zoo, Peanut’s family expressed their gratitude for the support of Harambe and their decision to endorse Trump. “We know that Peanut would have wanted to stand up for animals everywhere, and we believe that Donald Trump is the only candidate who can truly make a difference,” said one family member. 

As the election approaches, the tragic story of Peanut the Squirrel has become a rallying cry for animal rights activists and Trump supporters alike. With the spirit of Peanut and Harambe backing Trump, the race for the White House has taken an unexpected and emotional turn that no one saw coming.

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