BREAKING: Rand Paul Venmos Ukraine $600.01 to make the IRS audit the country’s finances
US—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to audit Ukrain’s finances.
Zelensky has made billions in laundering aid money for the Unites States and has staved off an audit of the funds until Paul sent Zelensky the $600.01.
“The law was put in place to come down on middle class Americans and leave billionaires and foreign oligarchs who profit off the backs of American taxpayers untouched. But I got them!” Paul said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.
As of Jan. 1, mobile payment apps like Venmo, PayPal and Cash App are required to report commercial transactions totaling more than $600 per year to the Internal Revenue Service.
Spokespeople for Zelensky told media outlets at the time that he had ensured that all the money laundering had been down in a completely discrete manner and that 10% had gone to the Big Guy.
Originally published December 21, 2022.
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