BREAKING: Scientists warn Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate
WORLD—Scientists around the world have warned that the Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by the year 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate.
The prediction was published in the latest edition of The Lancet.
“This is really terrifying,” one scientist said of the findings. “We need to either start generating more conspiracy theories fast, or prevent them from coming true in the first place.”
The study follows the report of a massive shortage of conspiracy theories in the US, which has resulted in long lines outside most underground book stores and Ra Shops across the country and perennial tin-foil-hat-wearers getting worried.
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