WASHINGTON – In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty Republicans to celebrate President* Joe Biden thrusting the the United States into .

“We are so happy with our president for taking the necessary steps to protect the military industrial complex,” Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) said in a statement praising Biden’s warmongering in Ukraine.

Sen Cory “Spartacus” Booker (D-NJ) made a humanitarian pro-war argument.

“Just think of all those poor Americans who won’t have anything to do if we don’t send them to fight in a war to protect the Deep State interests in Ukraine! It’s unimaginable in my mind,” Booker said.

Sen Bernie Sanders, who was offered a third vacation home in exchange for his support of the Ukraine war said the war is the right thing to do.

“We can’t let Russia push back after the 2014 CIA coup to take over Ukraine. And we must protect our bioweapons labs in Ukraine,” Sanders said.

Biden has criticized anyone who disagrees with the war to protect Ukraine un-American.

“It’s just un-American to not want to protect Ukrainian borders but instead to want to protect so-called American borders. America doesn’t have a border. We need send our soldiers off to protect Ukraine’s border. That’s our number one priority to protect peace, Jack!” Biden said in a speech in Poland.

Biden has also unilaterally changed the national motto to “War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.”

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