Former President Donald Trump was unhappy with his impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor’s opening argument on the Senate floor Tuesday, two people familiar with his reaction told Genesius Times.

As a result, Trump has fired the entire team and replaced it with the impressive cat lawyer from Texas, Rob Ponton.

Trump was nearly screaming as Castor struggled to get at the heart of his defense team’s argument, which is supposed to be over the constitutionality of holding a trial for a president no longer in office.

“Ratings were a disaster,” Trump said. “He just rambled on about nothing for an hour. The cat lawyer guy is going to be tremendous. We’re going to get huge ratings, believe me.”

The Senate voted to proceed with the unconstitutional impeachment and will argue the case tomorrow and Thursday.

“The cat lawyer guy will be front and center for the rest of the proceedings. People can’t get enough of him He’s going to do great things for this country,” Trump said.

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