Tucker Carlson has released previously unseen video footage of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer giving the Q-Anon Shaman a guided tour of the Capitol on January 6.

Many have called for the prosecution of Chuck Schumer following this revelation.

“No wonder he didn’t want the release of these videos!” political analyst Sam Eagle said. “He was complicit in inciting an erection.”

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