Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol

WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to know why no one ever charged her with that offense.

“What makes you think that I can’t incite an erection at the US Capitol, huh?” Clinton said on an exclusive Zoom call with Genesius Times. “I can incite an erection with the best of them!”

We asked former President Bill Clinton for a comment but he refused to answer.

“It’s most likely Putin infiltrating the minds of all the congressmen and leading them to believe that I could never incite an erection,” Clinton added.