BREAKING: Elon Musk to buy Congress to release all January 6 footage

Following the shocking reveal of previously unseen January 6 footage on Tucker Carlson, many are questioning why we having seen it all. Entrepreneur and philanthropist Elon Musk has decided to buy Congress in order to release all of the January 6 footage.

“It worked for Twitter. I don’t see why it won’t work for Congress,” Musk said.

When told that he can’t just “buy” the US Congress, Musk replied “LOL”.

This goes against the CNN warning that viewing the video that counters their narrative is illegal.


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