BREAKING: Violent hate speech rampant on Twitter just hours after Elon Musk’s takeover

SILICON VALLEY, CA—Just hours after International Man of Mystery Elon Musk’s takeover of the bastion of progressive propaganda Twitter, violent hate speech is already rampant on the platform, sources say.

Tweets such as “2+2=4” and “Maybe we shouldn’t hate people because of the color of their skin” are generating thousands of likes.

“This is horrible,” one Twitter star who goes by the handle @JoJoFromJerz said. “Everywhere I look, there is hateful speech. I’m literally shaking in my $800 boots that I got from the DNC for tweeting support of the braindead president!”

Twitter has already reinstated satire account The Babylon Bee and sources say that Twitter will lift the shadow ban on Genesius Times and News That Matters as well.

“Everyone is going to die if this continues,” US Senator Elizabeth Warren claimed. “Musk must be stopped!”

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