BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial

WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers is election denial.

The comment came as the nation braces for election denial on a massive scale following the midterm elections.

“Let me be very clear here,” Jean-Pierre said. “It’s not election denial when you deny the elections that election deniers win. That’s just being democratic.”

President* Joe Biden has recently said that we as a country are at risk of losing the democracy if too many people participate in democracy.

“If too many people vote—especially if they vote the way we don’t want them to vote—then we lose democracy. It’s as simple as that,” Biden said.


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