Cabal of global elites outlaws ‘dangerous’ conspiracy theory that there’s a cabal of global elites

UN—A cabal of global elites have officially outlawed the “worrying and dangerous” conspiracy theory that there is a cabal of global elites.

The cabal, run by Bill Gates, George Soros, the Rothschilds, and the World Economic Forum, stated that alleged conspiracy theories must not be linked to Bill Gates, George Soros, the Rothschilds, and the World Economic Forum.

The declaration was followed by a promise to depopulate the world by half and a ritual sacrifice of several babies to Moloch.

The group has devised a secretive plan instill faith throughout the world that there are no groups trying to secretly instill any ideas in the populace.

People caught participating in these outlawed conspiracy theories will be sent to reeducation camps.

Fact-checkers at large multinational tech and social media companies have agreed to scrub any posts that claims that big tech and social media companies are complicit in this imaginary conspiracy theory.

A spokesman for the cabal, Hugh Janus, said that mainstream media companies are all on board as well in making it clear that there is no conspiracy.

This comes at a time when the US is facing a massive shortage of conspiracy theories as they have all come true in recent months.

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