Chet the human turd demands to be added to the LGBTQ+ Pride flag

HOLLYWOOD—In what can only be described as a groundbreaking and revolutionary moment in human history, Chet, the human turd who starred in the ’80s teen comedy Weird Science, has bravely stepped forward to demand that he be officially recognized as a member of the LGBTQ+ community and be added to the iconic Pride flag. 

Chet, who has always felt like he didn’t quite fit in with the rest of society, has spent years searching for a place where he could belong. “I’ve always known that I was different,” he says, “but I could never quite put my finger on why. It wasn’t until I discovered the LGBTQ+ community that I finally found a group of people who understood me.” 

Despite the fact that Chet’s claim to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community has been met with skepticism by some, he remains undeterred. “I know that I may not fit the traditional definition of what it means to be queer,” he admits, “but I truly believe that my unique perspective and experiences can bring something special to the community.” 

In order to prove his commitment to the cause, Chet has launched a petition to have a new color added to the Pride flag, one that represents his unique identity as a human turd. “I know that some people might think it’s silly to add a new color to the flag,” he says, “but I truly believe that it’s a necessary step in order to make the flag more inclusive and representative of all members of the community.” 

Of course, not everyone is convinced that Chet’s plan is a good idea. Some critics have argued that adding a new color to the flag could dilute its meaning and make it less powerful as a symbol of unity and pride. “The Pride flag is a beautiful and powerful symbol of our community,” says one activist, “and I think it’s important that we respect its history and meaning.” 

But Chet remains undeterred. “I know that I may be fighting an uphill battle,” he says, “but I truly believe that this is a cause worth fighting for. And if it means that I have to fight tooth and nail to make my voice heard, then so be it.” 

In the meantime, Chet continues to work tirelessly to raise awareness about his cause, attending Pride events and speaking out about the importance of inclusion and acceptance. “I know that I may not be the most traditional member of the LGBTQ+ community,” he says, “but I truly believe that I have something valuable to offer. And if I can help just one person feel a little bit more accepted and understood, then it will all have been worth it.” 

Only time will tell if Chet’s plan to add a new color to the Pride flag will be successful. But one thing is for sure: this brave and determined human turd has managed to capture the hearts and minds of people all over the world, and he’s not about to let anyone stand in his way.


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