HELL—Several recently deceased Antifa warriors are enjoying a fiery but “mostly peaceful” afterlife in the eternal fires of Hell.

A CNN report concluded that Hell is 93% peaceful and only 7% of the underworld consists of fiery butt rape.

“I tell you what, it’s fine here,” Antifa warrior Michael Reinhoehl said. “It’s a little fiery, but to be honest, it’s mostly peaceful and I really feel at home down here.”

Reinhoehl killed Jay Bishop in Portland for being a Trump supporter before federal agents tracked him down and sent him to the mostly serene Gahenna.

Two of the Antifa protesters met their Earthly end in Kenosha, Wisconsin, after attacking a 17-year-old with an AR-15.

JoJo Rosenbaum (convicted sexual abuser) and Anthony Huber (convicted domestic abuser) were sent to the fiery inferno by Kyle Rittenhouse.

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