BREAKING: Dozens shocked that Democrat lawmakers won’t be held accountable

US—Dozens of people around the globe were shocked today to learn that multiple Democratic lawmakers won’t be held accountable for their roll in increasing the COVID death toll through their orders to place COVID-positive patients in vulnerable nursing home populations.

Biden’s Department of Justice send House Minority Whip Steve Scalise a letter stating that they are dropping the investigation into whether the decision by New York’s Andrew Cuomo, Michigan’s Gretchen Whitmer, Pennsylvania’s Tom Wolf, and New Jersey’s Phil Murphy to put sick people in close proximity to vulnerable people.

The Democrats will not be held accountable.

“It’s just a complete shock to me. We have such a diligent justice system, I just don’t know how they let these prominent Democratic lawmakers slip through the cracks,” said flummoxed Michigan resident Jack Ace. “We all know Democrats are always held accountable, so it’s just very strange.”

Sources say that dozens are shocked by this but we have only confirmed one person that is shocked by this and he is a federal agent.

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