Dr. Venkman predicts coronavirus disaster: mass hysteria, ‘dogs and cats living together’

New York City’s Dr. Peter Venkman has warned New York’s Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo that the city is headed for a disaster of “biblical proportions” if something isn’t done about coronavirus.

He issued the warning on furlough from the city jail, where he and three of his colleagues were being held erroneously for trying to contain the threat.

Dr. Venkman (whose credentials cannot be verified) said, “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”

When asked what he meant, Dr. Ray Stantz explained, “What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.”

Another colleague Dr. Egon Spengler added, “Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes…” We have already seen an uptick in earthquakes and volcanoes around the world.

And a third colleague Winston Zeddemore added, “The dead rising from the grave.”

Venkman concluded with a prediction of, “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.”

It is unclear what action de Blasio and Cuomo will take as they are currently checking with the EPA’s Walter Peck on the issue.

Meanwhile, the citizens of New York are getting antsy.


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