BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE–Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died
coronavirus
BREAKING: Biden selects Dr. Pepper to lead Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, DC—NBC news reports that President-elect Joe Biden has selected Dr. Pepper to lead his
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to not wear masks
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local
I faked COVID and had the best 14 days of the pandemic. You should too.
I didn’t plan on defrauding my boss, my colleagues or my family. But one day
Branch Covidians apply for official religion status
WASHINGTON DC—The Branch Covidian cult has applied to be recognized an official religion with the
PETITION to have the first batch of COVID-19 vaccine shoved up Bill Gates’s ass
Fighting misinformation and conspiracy theories about the novel coronavirus has almost been as hard as battling the
CDC warns that COVID death toll may surpass Clinton body count
ATLANTA—As coronavirus cases have continued to rise in the U.S. throughout the summer, the Centers
Archeologists discover first probable coronavirus victim
ATLANTA—Archeologists working in coordination with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have discovered
Fauci to lead new COVID Inquisition Panel
United States Supreme Court rules all positive statements of Hydroxychloroquine as hate speech
Local woman narrowly avoids giving herself COVID driving alone in the country
A local woman who wished to go by the name Karen only narrowly avoided giving
