Toilet paper shortage puts Liberal Arts diplomas in jeopardy

Nobody can deny over the last several decades, useless Liberal Arts Degrees have become commonplace. Though the unemployment rate was only around 4 percent until just a few weeks ago, most college grads were employed in fields that had nothing to do with their degrees or their major fields of study.

What has made present-day degrees even more worthless is the open admissions policies put in place decades ago where HS students who could barely read or write were inappropriately placed in colleges around the country.

So we asked exactly what diplomas were most a risk? Here are just a few diplomas that may be held up until toilet paper on which they are printed becomes available:

Orthodox Jewish Pig Farming

Outer Space Sheep Shearing

Antarctic Bowling

American Bagpiping History

Underwater Yodeling

Anything in the “Trans” field

If any of our readers know of any other diplomas waiting for toilet paper, please let us know in the comments below.