NEW YORK—America’s doctor Anthony Fauci has warned that a third booster shot may be necessary for those who haven’t died from the first two vaccine shots.

“We are seeing far too many people still walking around as if everything’s normal,” Fauci said in a press conference explaining the recommendation. “This is not normal! This is a pandemic!”

Fauci said that the third booster shot may be necessary to achieve the depopulation goal of the vaccination program.

“This is not what we expected when we designed these with Bill Gates to achieve a 10 percent population decrease,” Fauci said.

Bill Gates, founder of the Gates of Hell Foundation, has stated publicly that the goal was always to make the global population more sustainable.

“We probably should have made COVID-19 deadlier to begin with,” Gates said of his first biological weapon. “The vaccine was supposed to finish the job that the bioweapon didn’t do but it’s not really working as we expected. A third shot will have to happen.”

Fauci said it’s a win win.

“Really, you want a situation where people will need to keep getting expensive pharmaceuticals paid for by government theft until they die. I don’t really see a loser in this scenario,” Fauci said.

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