WASHINGTON, DC—Escalating his War on Science, America’s Doctor and leader of the Pharmaceutical-Industrial Complex Anthony Fauci has ordered a drone strike on Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) who has consistently exposed Fauci’s inconsistencies.
“What you really want to see is a drone strike on all the people that oppose me—or science,” Fauci said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times. “I’m going to go ahead and commence the strikes with one on Senator Rand Paul.”
Throughout the pandemic, Paul has grilled Fauci like no one else in Senate Committee hearings, most recently about Fauci’s lie in the previous Senate Hearing that NIH didn’t fund gain of function research at the Wuhan lab of virology:
Fauci denied any wrongdoing and immediately set to ordering the drone strike.
President* Joe Biden said that Fauci was well in his authority to order the strike on the sitting US Senator.
“We asked a bunch of constitutional scholars,” Biden said, “and they said it wouldn’t pass constitutional muster. Then I asked my spiritual advisor, Vladimir Lenin and he said it was okay. We’re giving new meaning to a ‘Fauci ouchie’!”
“We simply can’t beat them with reason. We have to destroy them with drone missiles,” Fauci said.
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