Get 100 ‘Epstein’ Lights that don’t hang themselves for $19.99

While supplies last! These wonderful Epstein brand mini lights that don’t hang themselves come with a lifetime guarantee—just like Jeffrey Epstein’s plea bargain!

You’re going to have to get help to hang these lights from big burly men, also like Jeffrey Epstein.

Here are the product details:

  • Epstein Lights that don’t hang themselves
  • Set On Green Wire
  • Sets Of Lights Can Be Connected Together Comes With 2 Flasher Bulbs 2 Extra Bulbs & 1 Replacement Fuse
  • Set to burn out immediately after hanging

Click here to get yours today!