WASHINGTON, DC—”Hey, it worked at the convention when we leaked Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, didn’t it?” said Harris spokesperson Ihay Twitey, grinning like a cat that just swallowed the canary. As the Kamala Harris campaign scrambles to fill seats at their upcoming rally, they’ve decided to pull out all the stops—by hinting that none other than Donald Trump himself might make a surprise appearance.

“We’ve got to keep people guessing,” Twitey explained, as he flipped through a list of crowd-pulling tactics previously reserved for Super Bowl halftime shows. “Those people are still sitting there waiting for Beyoncé and Taylor Swift to show up from the convention! So why not dangle the possibility of a Trump cameo? It’s practically foolproof.”

The Harris campaign, known for its innovative approach to political strategy—or, as some might say, its desperate attempts to keep anyone interested—has refused to confirm or deny the Trump rumor. “We’re not saying Trump will be there, but we’re also not saying he won’t be. It’s all about building suspense,” Twitey said, winking conspiratorially.

In addition to the Trump tease, the campaign has also hinted at other potential surprise guests, including RFK Jr. But, much like the Trump rumor, Harris supporters will have to stay until the very end to find out if any of these figures actually make an appearance. “We call it the ‘marathon rally’ strategy,” Twitey explained. “The longer people wait, the more committed they become. By the time they realize it’s just Kamala, they’re already too tired to leave.”

Political analysts are scratching their heads over the tactic, with some wondering if the Harris campaign is overestimating the draw of a Trump appearance. “It’s a bit like promising a lion at the circus and then revealing a house cat,” said one commentator. “But then again, in today’s political climate, who knows? Maybe people will stick around just for the spectacle.”

Whether or not Trump actually shows up, the Harris campaign is counting on the mere rumor to generate buzz. “In this day and age, it’s all about the tease,” Twitey said. “We’ve got to keep the people engaged, even if that means getting a little creative with the truth.”

As for the rally itself, Twitey insists it will be an event to remember, no matter who does or doesn’t show up. “Trust us,” he said with a smirk. “You won’t want to miss it. Or at least, you won’t want to leave until you’re absolutely sure you’re not missing anything.”

So, will Donald Trump actually make an appearance at Kamala Harris’s next rally? The answer remains shrouded in mystery—and that’s just the way the Harris campaign likes it.

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