How opposing nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy

I don’t know who needs to hear this but opposing Biden’s forthcoming nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy and needs to be rooted out.

Racism is the biggest problem in this country and we need to do everything we can to stop it.

One of the signs of that deep-seated racism is this so-called “opposition” to having your face melted off in a global thermonuclear Armageddon.

What? You’re so fragile that you can take a little 10 kiloton atomic destruction, bigot?

I think that argument pretty much speaks for itself, but if you insist on getting into the weeds, I will explain.

Nuclear war is good for equity among races because everyone is treated equal in a nuclear explosion. White people can’t hide from that type of destruction.

Therefore, if you oppose Biden’s nuclear war, then you oppose racial equality. It’s as simple as that and you’re a racist.

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