Stacey Abrams: ‘If we abort 2 Million babies this year we could send another $40 Billion to Ukraine’

ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate and perennial election denier Stacey Abrams is promoting a savvy economic plan.

“Inflation is really hitting us hard, but if we abortion 2 million babies this year, we could send another $40 Billion to Ukraine,” Abrams said in an exclusive interview with News That Matters.

The epiphany came after a brainstorming session between Abrams an other microcephalic lizard people.

“It’s really a brilliant idea if you think about it. With one stone, you can kill two birds—killing babies and sending taxpayer money to the most corrupt country in Europe. It’s a win-win,” Abrams said.

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