Jerry Nadler surgically adds bionic arms to maintain impeachment hearing gavel banging

Chair of the United States Congress Judiciary Committee Jerrold Nadler (Democrat, New York, 10th Congressional District) is being worn out by Republicans constantly demanding points of order during the impeachment process.

Snopes research indicates that the number of times Republicans asked for a “point of order” during the December 9th hearing is over 9000!

“Poor Jerry’s arms looked like they belonged to Skeletor by the end of the day”, said whistleblower Eric Ciaramella, who later stated he actually didn’t see that but heard it from a friend who’s associate’s cousin’s sister’s brother saw it.

The Chair of a United States Congressional Committee can use his gavel to silence others, “establish order”, and override Robert’s Rule of Order. However, it’s clear that Nadler will need more than his egg-shaped body can handle.

“The 400-year-old Constitution has no rule regarding this issue, so we are having to make up the rules as we go”, said Congresswoman Shelia Jackson Lee. Other bodily adaptions, such as Predator cloaking tech for Congressman Adam Schiff to hide from Republicans, maybe needed as impeachment hearings are scheduled to last until January 2022.