LIFE HACK: How to claim Biden’s 10 million new illegal immigrants as dependents on your taxes

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President* Joe Biden’s recent immigration policy has inadvertently created a unique opportunity for savvy taxpayers to expand their households and, in turn, maximize their tax returns. With an estimated 10 million undocumented immigrants now in the country, eager citizens are looking for ways to turn this influx into a financial windfall.

Here’s a comprehensive guide on how to claim Biden’s 10 million illegal immigrants as dependents on your tax return:

1. Establish Residency: The key to claiming these new dependents is to establish their residency in your household. Consider offering them room and board in exchange for their newfound status as your financial dependents. 10 million people at one address might seem high, but it worked for voter registration in 2020, so it should be fine for the IRS.

2. Create a Paper Trail: In the world of tax deductions, documentation is crucial. Craft a convincing paper trail that demonstrates the financial support you’re providing to your newfound dependents. Receipts for shared expenses like groceries, rent, and videos of them flipping off Americans will work.

3. Learn Spanish: A basic understanding of Spanish might come in handy during tax audits. Consider taking a crash course to communicate with your dependents effectively. The more authentic your familial bond appears, the better. ¡Bienvenidos a la familia de los impuestos!

4. Throw a Welcome Fiesta: Celebrate the integration of your new dependents with a festive welcome party. Document the event with photos and videos to showcase the strong familial ties you’ve developed, reinforcing your claim come tax season.

5. Consult a Tax Expert: To navigate the intricate world of tax deductions successfully, consult a tax professional. They can provide invaluable advice on how to optimize your tax return while ensuring compliance with the ever-evolving tax code. If you can, get the tax expert that allowed the Biden crime family to make millions on shady overseas business deals without paying taxes.

6. Name Them as Beneficiaries: Extend your financial care to your new dependents by naming them as beneficiaries in your will and insurance policies. This not only solidifies their dependent status but also showcases your commitment to their well-being.

7. Create a Support Group: Form a support group with fellow taxpayers looking to capitalize on this immigration-driven tax opportunity. Share tips, strategies, and anecdotes to collectively maximize your financial gains.

Remember, tax season is about maximizing legitimate deductions and credits. So, as you embark on your tax journey, tread carefully, and always seek professional advice when in doubt. Happy tax planning!

Disclaimer: This is not legal tax advice and is a joke about the regime’s insane policy.


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