ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup arrested for not being completely pawsome.

“We are very saddened to have this befallen our community,” Mayor Goodway said in a press conference before launching her hot air balloon. “I never thought one of my favorite pups would be arrested!”

Rioters had taken to the streets of Adventure Bay after Chase had been videotaped running his police car over the tail of one of the Kitten Catastrophe Crew members.

Captain Turbot said that justice would be served and that there was no place for pups that are not totally pawsome.

“We have come to the conclusion that maybe this job was too big or this pup was too small,” Goodway said.

This story is developing.

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