WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence was disappointed that he only got one piece of silver for his betrayal of President Donald Trump and the US Constitution.

The payoff happened after the congressional vote to reject the rejection of the fraudulent elections in various swing states.

“I was promised 30 pieces of silver to betray the country,” Pence said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times. “But all I got was this cheesy commemorative thingy. It’s a disgrace. I feel cheated- like more than “

It’s rumored that Pence was so distraught after being gipped by the Deep State that he went and hung himself from the new BLM statue that Antifa had erected in the Capitol Rotunda during the Antifa siege the previous day.

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