BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the
Election 2020
Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election
The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election. According to Democratic pollster
In appeal to moderates, Bernie calls for worker-ownership of his gulags
As wealth inequality has increased, so has the injustice of the capitalist America. Democratic socialist
AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates
Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis “Beto”
BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid
Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn’t get any
Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on
WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man
In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running
Joe Biden releases logo for 2020 presidential campaign
Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing
There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world
With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination,