Biden and Harris form mariachi band to woo Latino voters
After the holding the biggest hispanic concert in history by playing Despacito on his cellphone,
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Biden agrees to presidential debates as long as he’s only asked multiple choice questions
WILMINGTON, DE–Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to go ahead with the debates versus
BREAKING: Biden threatens more violence from his supporters if he’s not elected
PITTSBURGH—Joe Biden came out of hiding today to launch a new campaign strategy amid falling
Democrats win rights to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has won the rights to use “Death to America” (D2America) as
Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a
Kamala Harris kicks off Democratic Convention by sacrificing two babies to Moloch
Democrats kicked off their mostly virtual 2020 convention with Vice Presidential pick Kamala Harris sacrificing
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020
The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON–During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, “I
Netflix releases new show about the 2020 Democratic ticket: Kamalot
Netflix has released a new docudrama about the 2020 Democratic ticket of Joe Biden and
Harris will choose 10 lucky families for her ‘Universal Basic Incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000