Mystery Solved: Coke Found In White House Turns Out To Just Be A Bottle Of Diet Coke

Subsequent testing confirmed that coke discovered by the Secret Service at the White House was actually a bottle of diet coke, a law enforcement official said today, as questions linger about how the bottle made its way into the building.

“Thankfully there were no drugs at the White House after all,” a Biden spokesman said. “Drugs have no place in the White House, and this administration will continue to fight against the scourge of drug addiction.”

According to reports, Hunter Biden was relieved when he saw the news.


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