NEW LISTING! LUXURY CHARRED REMAINS ESTATE IN PACIFIC PALISADES – REDUCED PRICE AT $2.6 MILLION! WON’T LAST

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Welcome, visionaries and lovers of avant-garde living, to the epitome of post-modern architecture! Nestled in the heart of Pacific Palisades, we present to you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a piece of history where “burnt to the ground” is not just a state, but a lifestyle choice!

Property Details:

  • Bedrooms: Originally 2, now an open concept with no walls to restrict your creativity!
  • Bathrooms: While the fixtures have taken a “melted” aesthetic, the sky’s the limit for your plumbing imagination!
  • Square Footage: Approximately 2,000 sq ft of pure, unadulterated ash and char – perfect for those who enjoy the minimalist look without the clutter.
  • Views: Stunning 360-degree views of what used to be neighbors’ homes, now offering an unobstructed vista of the Pacific Ocean and the charred remains of LA’s skyline.
  • Amenities:
    • Kitchen: A gourmet cook’s dream where every meal can be seasoned with the air of adventure and the taste of smoke. No appliances, but endless possibilities!
    • Living Area: Enjoy the open-air concept – who needs a roof when you have stars, right?
    • Outdoor Space: A backyard now seamlessly blended with the interior, offering a unique “campfire” vibe year-round.
    • Security: No doors mean no need for keys! Privacy? Think of it as an open invitation to the elements.

Special Features:

  • Green Living: Eco-friendly in every sense – no need for demolition, it’s already done for you!
  • DIY Haven: A blank slate for those who’ve always wanted to design their own home from ashes up.
  • Investment Opportunity: Buy now before the next trend hits – “Burnt Chic” is the new “Farmhouse”!

Location:

  • In the prestigious Pacific Palisades, where the air is filled with the scent of opportunity (and smoke). Proximity to schools, shops, and the beach – if you can find them under the rubble.

Price: An astonishing $2.6 million for the privilege of redefining what home means. Think of it not as buying a house, but investing in an experience, a statement, a lifestyle where every day is like the morning after the apocalypse.

Disclaimer: Potential buyers should be aware that this property might require significant imagination, investment, and possibly a hard hat. But for the right person, this isn’t just buying property; it’s buying into a legend, a story, a testament to resilience.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to own the hottest property in town – literally. Contact us today for a tour, where we’ll show you how to turn this heap of ash into your dream home!

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